Comments on: Mitch Hedberg Quotes

By: poop

poop — Mon, 19 Dec 2005 15:59:57 +0000

Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy … all damn day! In fact, if you wear a backpack and a turtle-neck, it’s like a weak midget trying to bring you down!”

By: Barry Urban

Barry Urban — Fri, 20 May 2005 06:33:58 +0000

I am strongly going to miss Mitch. He was the greatest comedian this nation has ever seen. I will never forget him. I too will eventually get down the on-liner jokes and master the way he won over his audience. the way he told his jokes is something that will never be forgotten and, to this day, make me piss my pants laughing. (man, that sounds terrible) i will forever more ask for a reciept for my doughnuts. i want to be every bit as funny as Mitch, but no one can ever compare to the most funny person the comedy world produced. farwell Mitch, i will never forget seeing you for the first time on tv. R.I.P, man…Barry!

By: Sarah

Sarah — Sat, 30 Apr 2005 03:04:08 +0000

Oh man, I LOVE Mitch! He was **HANDS DOWN** the greatest comedian i have ever seen or heard. Perhaps its my sense of humor, but his jokes were hilarious. They were dumb in ways, but when you thought about it, they were/are too funny. The jokes were so every-day that you wonder why you didnt think of it yourself, but even if you did, theres no way to present it like him! His voice made anything funny, any phrase at all. The way he said his jokes was amazing, and cracks me up to this day! RIP Mitch. You are loved!

By: timmothy adams

timmothy adams — Tue, 12 Apr 2005 23:41:46 +0000

mitch was the funniest man that ever lived and he will be deeply missed by me and my friends. i will still do his voice for them all and master his art of one liner joke telling and become just like my hero mitch
R.I.P. MITCH HEDBERG
and HEATHER ANN KACMARCIK