Archive for the Tag: humor
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Kelly Is A Boy’s Name Too
I can’t stop laughing at JC Penney’s new commercial. Dear Santa. Kelly is a boys name too. from Kelly. Get the Flash Player to see the wordTube Media Player. (...)
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Ohio State Jokes
Tomorrow at 3:30pm is one of the most anticipated college football games in history. The Michigan Wolverines travel to Columbus, OH to square off against the Ohio State Buckeyes. As a Michigan fan, I love some of the following jokes. Enjoy! (...)
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Views of Zidane
I need to stop posting about soccer, but this one is too good to pass up. Zidane as seen by the world. (...)
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Thelma & Norma - Citibank Commercial
Citibank has put together some great commercials about identity theft in the last couple of years. Their latest, Thelma and Norma, is one of the funniest commercials I’ve ever seen. (...)
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Motivational Posters
Unique motivational posters. (...)
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Beer Stand
A kid runs a beer stand for the Man Show. (...)
Mouse Trap
This is circulating through email, but I figured it needed a more permanent place on the web. Apparently this was an actual printer jam at John Deere Seeding. The mouse did not die, but he sure was in shock! Click the images for larger sizes. HELP!! (...)
Review: Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle
I’m not the biggest fan on stupid comedy movies, but Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle was pretty good. John Cho and Kal Penn worked well together to make this film. The entire film revolves around the characters of Harold and Kumar. One night after getting stoned, they get the munchies. A commercial for White Castle appears on TV and they’re off to satisfy their hunger. (...)
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New Air Bag Style
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The Real Meaning of Windows Vista
The real meaning of Windows VISTA? Viruses, Infections, Spyware, Trojans, Adware. (...)
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Review: Meet the Fockers
Meet the Parents was a great movie, but Meet the Fockers was disappointing. The movie had it’s moments, but it wasn’t nearly as good as the first film. Robert De Niro, Ben Stiller, Dustin Hoffman, and Barbra Streisand all did an excellent job with their parts in the movie. My issue was with the writing of the script. The jokes just weren’t very funny. (...)
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Review: Napoleon Dynamite
I really liked Napoleon Dynamite. Yes, it is stupid, but so stupid that it becomes funny. Right away the movie was different. The opening credits were unlike any I’ve ever seen before. Most movies do the opening credits with computers and graphics, but MTV came up with something new for this one. (...)
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ChapStick Stains
I just spent the last 15 minutes putting Spray ‘n Wash on 2 pairs of pants, a pair of shorts, and 3 polo shirts. Some moron decided to leave Berry ChapStick in his pants pocket, so a whole load of clothes has pink stains on them. I’m probably out at least $100 because of that damn $3 ChapStick! (...)
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Mitch Hedberg Quotes
Mitch Hedberg quotes. He really was a great talent. Maybe I’ll buy a CD (or more if he has them). Thanks to Jezz for the link. (...)
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Mousepad Couch
An entire couch made of mousepads. (...)
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Mitch Hedberg
Since getting my XM radio, I’ve enjoyed listening to Mitch Hedberg on the Comedy Station (XM 150). I just found out that he passed away the other day at the young age of 37. (...)
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dot Get
.GET, the next generation file sharing service from Microsoft. (...)
April Fool’s
Why do people and/or businesses announce things on April Fool’s Day? It has to be the worst day of the year for announcments. We want to believe something, but then we remember it’s April 1st and can’t help but think, “Is this a joke?” Seriously, couldn’t an announcement of some sort wait until the next day? (...)
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Ohhh Phil!
What was ESPN thinking when they used this photo in an article today? (...)
It’s Working
Comment left by a spammer today… I don’t think your site is working. (...)
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Pink Bunny Poker Auction
As if Save Toby wasn’t bad enough, now we have the Famous Pink Bunny Poker Auction on eBay. Starting bid is $150,000. (...)
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Save Toby
Now here’s a way to make some easy money from a few suckers. Threaten to kill a cute little bunny named Toby. The guy running this site is going to kill Toby on June 30th, 2005 if he doesn’t get $50,000 in donations and merchandise purchases. Amazingly, he’s already took in over $14,000! After all, he’s only asking for $1 from each person. (...)
F In Sex
Put the F in sex. (...)
Which Is It?
I just received a package from UPS. It’s in a FedEx envelope, which says “For FedEx Express shipments only.” (...)
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Biggest BSOD Ever
BSOD in Times Square. (via) (...)
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Tim McCarver vs. John Madden
I’m having a hard time deciding which announcer gets on my nerves more. Tim McCarver “I got my ’splitter’ and my ‘plate’ mixed up and kind of called it a ’splate.’ It’s a new word I made up.” “A walk is as good as a home run.” “If the double play is a pitcher’s best friend, what is a fielder’s choice? (...)
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Atari vs. Mac
VS. Can someone please explain the difference between these two devices? Both allow you to move a cursor or object in all directions on your screen and both have one button. Besides the obvious color, shape, and size differences, I think these two devices are the same. Please convince me otherwise… (...)
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Lame Joke
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 ate 9! (...)
What Was He Thinking?
“That was just instinct. Kind of like running from the cops.” What the fuck was he thinking when he made this comment? (...)
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The Big Seven
George Carlin’s Seven Dirty Words, always there for a good laugh. (...)
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Without A Paddle
I’ve heard great things about this movie and it didn’t disappoint me. Anyone who knows me can tell you that I’m not the biggest fan of comedy movies. I like action and drama. Give me some excitement! There are some comedies that I like though. This is one. The best scene from the movie is when the 3 friends have to huddle together for warmth wearing nothing but their underwear. (...)
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Surviving Philly
It feels good to be alive. Today Lindsay and I took the bus down to Penn’s Landing on the Delaware River, where we ate at a great restaurant called Rock Lobster. Since Lindsay left her ID at the hotel, we couldn’t go to any of the bars and Dave & Buster’s wouldn’t even let us in. With nothing else to do, we hopped on another bus and headed to the motel. (...)
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Naughty Fest 2004
Each year, Rogers City hosts the Nautical Festival. We look forward to it the whole summer, but when Monday morning rolls around, boy are we glad that it’s over. It’s a blast of a weekend, but it sure kicks your ass! Basically we Drink during the day. Take a little time to eat dinner. Change into clothes for the night out. Head over to whoever’s house has a keg for the night. (...)
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Come To My Window
I had to crawl through the window tonight after getting home from my cousin’s wedding. Mom took my house key during the day while Dad and I went golfing. Needless to say, she never gave it back, but simply set it on the cupboard. I think I’ll be making a spare and keeping it in my car from now on! (...)
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Caption This
I was browsing the web, attempting to come up with a topic to write about, when I came across a photo asking for a caption. Those are always fun, so I’ve decided to try one out. The photo is of my friend James wearning a Michigan State sweatshirt. It’s your job to figure out what the hell he’s doing and write a caption for it. (...)
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Ever Kiss A Bee?
I did today, tongue and everything! I was riding the bike and a big bug flew in my mouth. It took a couple of seconds to get where I could spit it out. You want to talk about gross! Shortly after, I realized the stinging sensation on my tongue. The bee wasn’t in there long, but it made good use of it’s time. (...)
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Is Midnight AM Or PM?
The power went out in my house at some point yesterday so when I got home from work all of the clocks were blinking and my computer was off. Not a big deal. Right? Wrong! I didn’t get around to setting my alarm clock until after midnight because I didn’t have a need to use it until I was setting the alarm. (...)
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Lightning Survival
Roy survived being struck by lightning 7 times only to kill himself over a woman. Tough break! (...)
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Bill Me
Just received in an email… Your credit card will be billed at $29.95 weekly and free 3 pack of child porn CD is shipping to your billing address. To cancel your membership and CD pack please email full credit card details… Yeah, sure. I’ll jump right on that! I feel sorry for the dumbasses that actually believe this shit. Wait. No I don’t! (...)
Oh, We’re At Your House
Last night was a good time. This weekend is Greek Festival here in Saginaw, which always attracts a crowd. I think it might have something to do with the beer tents. James and I met up with some friends and it was “bottoms up” the rest of the night. (...)
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Chocolate Love?
Chocolate Love? How far is too far? I think this is too far. (...)
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Shadow Sex
Shadow Sex The most amazing (and hilarious) display of hand shadows I have ever seen! (...)
May Contain Peanuts
Have you ever looked at the wrapper of a Snickers bar or another candybar? They usually say “May contain peanuts” for whatever reason. Well, it looks like the airlines have taken it a step further with the little bags of peanuts that they give out on flights. (...)
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The Butt Slices
What did the butt of the bread ever do to you? Sure, it moons you each time you open the bag to take a few slices, but does it really have a choice? Unfortunately with each loaf of bread, two slices always get shafted as the outcasts of the group. Should they be outcasts simply because they are unique? (...)
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Sock It To Me
Have you ever been so tired in the morning that you pulled the wrong color of socks out of your drawer and put them on? Well, that was me today. I didn’t realize until about 2 hours through work that I had blue socks on with black shoes and pants. I had to chuckle to myself, but at least no one noticed. Or at least no one said anything if they did notice. (...)
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Wal-Mart Stalker
I don’t think I ever mentioned it before, but I also have a stalker at Wal-Mart! And…I saw him there today, which was kind of weird after what happened online last night. A few months ago Heather and I were doing some shopping at Wal-Mart. I was going down one of the aisles by myself when some guy, maybe slightly younger than me, stopped and claimed to know me from somewhere. (...)
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Brain Teaser
A friend read this brain teaser to her 9th grade class today. I come in different shapes and sizes. Parts of me are curved and others are straight. You can put me anywhere you like, but to do my job I only have one right place. She says the answer is a “key”. I’m sure that’s what those freshmen were thinking! (...)
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My Sister…My Wife?
Yesterday while I was shopping for dress pants and shirts, the lady in the store called Heather my wife. We’re pretty used to it by now, but it’s always good for a quick laugh. I’m not even sure if I could count how many times it has happened. Maybe people think that because we are roughly the same age and get along so well. (...)
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American Wedding
Earlier tonight I watched American Wedding, which followed behind the first two American Pie movies. It was great and I’d definitely recommend it. I bought the unrated version of the DVD, but couldn’t tell you what was added because this was the first time I had seen the movie. The bachelor party scene was pretty good…a lot of tits and ass. (...)
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Miserable Failure
I found this little tidbit while browsing the web and couldn’t resist posting it. If you search for the words miserable failure on Google, the very first result is the Biography of President George W. Bush. Makes you wonder if someone at Google wrote some code to make this happen on purpose. Pretty funny however it happened. (...)
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Computer Box
This is a true story… As most of you know, I work for the Help Desk at SVSU. A few weeks ago we were cleaning the Nachi virus off of computers for students who lived on campus. A co-worker of mine told a female student that we only needed her to bring in the box of her computer, we didn’t need the cables, mouse, etc. (...)